Vote”Yes”for a sunny future!

The First Minister of Scotland announced today that in the event of a YES vote,he would ban inclement weather making an INDEPENDANT SCOTLAND the sunniest place on the planet.He went on to say that he has decided that before the turn of the next decade Scotland would have both the Rugby and Football world cups in it’s posession and have landed a man on the moon.Jesus is also rumoured to be paying a visit Mr Salmonds home in Strichen in June 2015. When someone stood up and pointed out that some of these things may be beyond his direct control,he screamed that this chap should stop being so negative and that if he didn’t stop,he would get his people to shut him up.

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Vote”Yes”for a sunny future!

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